floozys:

*watches annabelle trailer*

future child: “can i have a dolly, mommy?”

*gently places a loaf of bread on the floor*

me: “here you go sweetie”

future child: “that’s not a do-“

me: “here. you. go. sweetie.” 

(via shawtea)

I am honestly so beautiful every day of life

(Source: lordbape, via lordbape)


How to swap your mic and not miss a beat.
minfotibaken:

youre-a-fucking-disgrace:

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

(Source: rainbow-road-to-happiness, via somepunkwithabeard)


Nicki Minaj x Anaconda performances

stiffnips4wintersoldier:

lifelikeslemons:

rairii:

cupcakemichi:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

OH MY GOD

(via deux-zero-deux)

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